Rule #4 for Dropping Your Kids Off at School

If you're going to be lazy and drive your kid to school, follow through.

 

 

 

 

 

Don't park your car a block away and "pretend" you walked the whole 5 blocks.

Rule #3 for Dropping Your Kids Off at School

Hold their hand while crossing the street.

 

 

 

Really, it's not hard. At least pretend like you like your kid...

Rule #2 for Dropping Your Kids Off at School

If you're going to wear pajamas, make sure they're cute, not tattered and torn to hell.

 

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Rule # 1 for Dropping Your Kids Off at School

Do not wear 5 inch stilettos if you can't walk in them. You look like a fool and yes, the other moms ARE judging you.